Find out if you're a terrorist!

President Clinton wants to make us all feel safe, by "profiling" airline passengers. The idea is to trade a little anominity and privacy for safety and security.

One must wonder whether the profile would actually catch terrorists... or whether your grandmother might be mistaken for a terrorisit by the profiling. Why wouldn't the terrorist simply assume the identity of "Mr. Smith" before becoming an airline passenger?

To help answer these questions, we have devised a secret Al-Gore-Rythm to determine your "terrorist potential". All you have to do is fill out the following form completely, and hit submit. We'll calculate your terrorism profile and rate you on a scale of 1 to 10. Check out your friends and neighbors too!

Terrorist Profile!

Name: Address: City: State: Zip: Country: Date of Birth: Late 4-digits of your SSN: Comments:

Glen L. ROBERTS:

Glen L. FINK:

Bill Clinton:

Saddam Hussain: I will kill all Americans! You must die!!

: Terrorists are bad!

NiteHawq: Don't tell anyone I plan ot kill them

Bill Clinton: My fellow americans. . .

Chris Cringle: Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!

K.: Blowing up a building would be cool. So would storming the cia. I wanna work for the FBI and shoot people for no apparent reason. I would like the whole world to die. I

Bart Simpson:

BrANdaN: DIE

Tom: No comment. Am I ready to write political speeches now?

adolph hitler:

glenn roberts:

Abdul: Die for Allah!

Omar Khadafi:

Korac: When do we hear "papers please!" from border checkpoint guards at state lines and airports?

Anon E. Mous: Go Yassar!

jeremy: This information is requested to be destroyed after the profile is computed. Any use of it aside from the profile is without my consent.

Deen: Is this for junk Mail?

Deen: fuck you

Deen: does the more i write cause my profile to go up or the absence of any writing make it go lower or none at all?

Dean: Atheist

Roger: Bald, with presidential ambitions

Glenn: Immigrated from Iran

Jeremy: I like to blow up airplanes

None: I like to blow up airplanes

William Clinton:

Muaman Quadafi:

William: I am visiting Isreal for fun

Albert Gore, Jr:

Nancy: I sure don't feel like a terrorist!

fd:

Joe Blow: Huh?

Ahmed: Death to the Great Satan!

Robert: What is this all about?

Dennis: Enjoy cyber sleuthing, designing all kinds of things on the computer, study the Bible a lot, don't know much of my family background

joseph: Terrorist profile. Yes! This is the best thing to come along since encryption software. Let's put every"body" into a database and watch go to the bathroom.

Ahmid: I (heart) America and it's President of the United States.

Timothy: Subvert the dominent paradigm

jim: yeh right

Peyton: I would never kill anyone :)

Bill Clinton: Hmm, Do I look like a terrorist? Maybe a new haircut will%0ado the trick; I should spend $475 on it next time, so I'll%0alook more respectable.

Michael: Hey! I look like a terrorist!

Michael: I like to call the fbi and idly chit chat with them, tell%0athem stuff, you know, like how many times a day I use the%0apotty. They should be interested, in case they think

: Ha ha, I'm using the anonymizer!

Phil: So many promises, so few kept.

Clownie: Am I a terrorist?

Ericka: What is studied about a person to make the decision if they are a terrorist? I typed in just my social secutrity #, and got a different print out then before.

Ashley: She's a terrorist! I know it!

Mahammed Ali:

Max: I am a UK national working in the US at GT-Interactive on a green card. I believe Scotland should become independent from the UK. FREE THE SCOTS !

Paddy: I am a Irish national working in Dublin for Sin Fein I believe in Northern Irish idependence. FREE THE IRISH !

Eric: Take me to your leader,....Gort clato nicto barata..!

Eivind: Slick Willy is way down on my most favorate list,if he was any further down,he be eating dust! Greetings! Ed,

John: death, death, death

Chris: cool web page very good for finding info on friends, teachers, etc

: I am non-comformist. No helmet laws. No gun control. Little government control.

B: I am non-comformist. No helmet laws. No gun control. Little government control.

Charles: I was stopped from coming back into the US from Canada in the 70's. Seems an overzealous police dept in Clear Lake IA had entered my name in some database. I told the customs ag

john: former n.y.u student. grew up in steger, il. contacts in American Communist org. paige

Janet: I hate to fly it really scares me

Eric: I like explosions.

Eric: I want to overthrow the US government in an attempt to thwart their attempts to make us slaves to the United Nations and their New World Order.

Leonhard: This is a test!

Mohammed: kill mame bomb death

Jeryy: Please to tell me how to evade terrorism check.

Bill: I don't care to have the above infromation on file with your office...so I've listed my first name only.

Janet: I want to fly the plane to cuba

Janet: I want to fly the plane to cuba, steal cars, make blankets

rick: i lied about my soc sec no but you only rated me a 2??

emmitt: he is a cat

william clinton:

steve lanni: Just for fun looking at your web page. Kinda interesting

william clinton jr:

Bob: I am Dominicus Matus first of the corvus order. I like to poop eh

Bob: I am Dominicus Matus first of the corvus order. I like to poop eh. My friend is Soul thief. His name is Jamie Turner. We think we are cool and we like java script because we think

Marcy: What is this

Matt: I like bombs

Brian: smart, cautious, quick, cunning, psycic

Michael: What the fuck

LEON: DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER

mickey mouse: death to the infidels allah rules

mickey mouse: death to the infidels allah rules down with capitalism

denise: kung fu specialist expert marksman

Buttus Sniffus: I like to make bombs. I like Heavy Metal. I would never blow up a plane. Bob Dole is my friend Bob Dole really thinks Cannibal Corpse is cool. I can read. You are d

Frank: free my pepole

Colben: military

Paul: I vant to kill everyone!

Bill Clinton:

Robert: uh-huh, yep

John: Just curious, I don't have the ambition to be a terrorist.

Frank: HAs a bomb in briefcase

Bill Clinton:

Abbie Hoffman:

ali: die die die, you american scum

Pieter: I'm a Leo and a Systems Analyst in the Motor Trade

E.A.: Female, Married, No Children

Tivon: just curious

John: I hate the government

John: die you evil goverment workers. I have a bomb and want to blow up a plane

Ali: die you evil goverment workers. I have a bomb and want to blow up a plane

Ali: bomb

william clinton:

hillary clinton:

orenthal simpson:

Cristian Sehmel: your site sucks this is a prank nithing is real

Billy Clynten: I'm wunderin if Bomin those irackeys so as I can get reuluctud again makes me a tererist. Not like it matters.

Glenn: Computer technicion radio hobbyist photographic hobbyist

Glenn: Computer technicion radio hobbyist photographic hobbyist libertarian

Hillary Clinton:

Cecil: Is this for real?

Mike: I'm a patriot. I love Firearms. and so does my wife!

Joseph: Hello. Amigas are cool.

Joseph: Die! I'll kill you! Bombs away!

John: What am I commenting on?

Bill: Overthrow the government now.

Bob Dole:

Ahkmed: I wnat for to hav demokracy

Ahkmed: Thw white house sucks

BOO: OURUGLAY HOMELAY MMUUMIAREE

al gore: This is a good way to steal information The power of brains ha?

E: Death to the New World Order

Alan: I am an inveterate spammer and wank-a-holic.

James: I hope I didn't just send out an open invitation for harassment !!!!